As I said above, you meet many type of people in your life. Let’s analyse this fact in detail:
The first kind are those guys who always look straight forward. They are very rigid to pursue their ambitions and goals and are die hardy to fulfil them at any cost. They are very concentrated and focused on what they do.......................
In other words, they are those stereotype ass holes who constitute a very minor part of society (I know what you are thinking; I should have written majority instead of minority but seriously, you think our society is that good and ideal and not made up of douche bags and intellectual nerds?). According to our parents, they are milestones for being successful and proud and honorable and all that shit. Yes, they can nag about it on and on till eternity <sigh>. But well, they are the respectable part of our society and we shouldn't insult them........... no matter how much you want to say on their face, "Go, fuck yourself you sonofabitch"..............
The second type is, well, all the rest of 'majority' people; Struggling actors, struggling job seeking mouse-faced freshers, struggling students who struggle to understand the highly fucked up sums of Maths and annoyingly pain-in-the-butt subjects of Physics and Chemistry, struggling whores....... oops...... my bad...... well, etc.
Then there are those repulsive looking bosses and Principals and team leaders who know about their respective work as much as they know to wipe their ass after an elongated constipation session. My point is, (Yes I know. You can stop cursing me. Its not as boring as it seems. Just be patient you motherfucking son of a slut.) this other type is no less than the first type which makes them, well, that's really not that hard you dumb faggot, ASSHOLES!!
Okay, raise your objections, but that is the truth....... the bitter (?) truth....... The minority is asshole, the majority is asshole, which practically makes everyone belonging to this society an asshole (Don't try to deceive yourself. Next time, when your inner pride tells you that you are a proud member of this proud society, you can tell it proudly that you are nothing more than a proud'ed' asshole.). But think! Imagine! Is it really so? Is our society doomed and is on verge of extinction then? No my friend! It had happened before and happens now. Whenever the world is in danger, an awesome and dashing looking guy comes to save it! (Except Moses who was super ugly unlike Noah who was an old bastard but was handsome all the same.......... I wont comment on Jesus, they have already molested him brutally enough in South Park) If you are still wondering at what I am trying to say, slap yourself hard and say it to yourself, "I will read at least one book in my entire fucked up life." because I know that apart from Playboy and Debonair, you have 'proudly' never felt the need to touch any other book including your text books. You super-duper bastard.......
So what I was saying? Yes...... The saviors....... the defenders, the conservators, the good Samaritans........ They exist in today's modern world! They are among us! The probability is, one of them may be sitting right next to you! (Calm down you dumb ass. You may crack your neck bone.) And those are the third type.
In my next entry, I will share my experience of a guy who belongs to that 'third' type. Till then, keep watching for this page. (As I assume you have no life, no girlfriend, are unemployed and belong to one of the most wasted scums on this planet. I see no other reason why you give your precious time to read my blog about someone who has nothing to do with you.)
Till then, good night and sleep tight........ alone....... or with your
mommy............. :-)
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